Shakespearean+Insults

=Shakespearean Insult Contest=

Directions: Create 10 insults. Begin with an item from column 1, add an item from column 2, then end with an item from column 3. Preface each insult with “Thou.” A contest will be held to see who created the best Shakespearean Insult. So choose your best one!

Then, you need to practice delivering those insults...


 * Column 1 || Column 2 || Column 3 ||
 * Artless || Common-kissing || Apple-john ||
 * Bawdy || Crook-pated || Barnacle ||
 * Beslubbering || Dismal-dreaming || Bladder ||
 * Bootless || Dizzy-eyed || Boar-pig ||
 * Churlish || Doghearted || Bugbear ||
 * Cockered || Dread-bolted || Bum-bailey ||
 * Clouted || Earth-vexing || Canker-blossom ||
 * Craven || Elf-skinned || Clotpole ||
 * Currish || Fat-kidneyed || Coxcomb ||
 * Dankish || Fen-sucked || Death-token ||
 * Dissembling || Flap-mouthed || Dewberry ||
 * Droning || Fly-bitten || Flapdragon ||
 * Errant || Folly-fallen || Flax-wench ||
 * Fawning || Fool-born || Flirt-gill ||
 * Fobbing || Full-gorged || Foot-licker ||
 * Forward || Guts-griping || Giglet ||
 * Frothy || Half-faced || Gudgeon ||
 * Gleeking || Hasty-witted || Haggard ||
 * Goatish || Hedge-born || Harpy ||
 * Gorbellied || Hell-hated || Hedge-pig ||
 * Impertinent || Idle-headed || Horn-beast ||
 * Infectious || Ill-breeding || Joithead ||
 * Jarring || Ill-nurtured || Lewdster ||
 * Loggerheaded || Knotty-pated || Lout ||
 * Lumpish || Milk-livered || Maggot-pie ||
 * Mammering || Motley-minded || Malt-worm ||
 * Mangled || Onion-eyed || Mammet ||
 * Mewling || Plume-plucked || Measle ||
 * Paunchy || Pottle-deep || Minnow ||
 * Pribbling || Pox-marked || Miscreant ||
 * Puking || Reeling-ripe || Moldwarp ||
 * Puny || Rough-hewn || Mumble-news ||
 * Qualling || Rude-growing || Nut-hook ||
 * Rank || Rump-fed || Pigeon-egg ||
 * Reeky || Shard-borne || Pignut ||
 * Roguish || Sheep-biting || Puttock ||
 * Ruttish || Spur-galled || Pumpion ||
 * Saucy || Swag-bellied || Ratsbane ||
 * Spleeny || Tardy-gaited || Scut ||
 * Spongy || Tickle-brained || Skainsmate ||
 * Surly || Toad-spotted || Strumpet ||
 * Tottering || Unchin-snouted || Varlet ||

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